Milkshake Busters

nocturnal culinary experiments; deranged ingredient pairings; sporadic baking

(with our mentor)

BACON PLUS LASERS = BUSINESS CARDS
baconbaconbacon:

MEAT CARDS: Business Cards Made From MEAT AND LASERS

“We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.
Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.

If these come in bacon, we will definitely be getting some
via hilker

BACON PLUS LASERS = BUSINESS CARDS

baconbaconbacon:

MEAT CARDS: Business Cards Made From MEAT AND LASERS

“We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.

Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.

If these come in bacon, we will definitely be getting some

via hilker